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sᴇᴠᴇʀᴜs. ([personal profile] darkart) wrote in [community profile] riddleno2017-09-06 09:41 pm
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hey bart wanna see my new chainsaw and hockey mask??



hello new and old friends, my name is clara and i've brought you just what you've always wanted, a bitter bag of dicks shaped like a wizard. severus snape is the canon version of himself circa 1984 (that's a couple years after the end of the fww but a fair bit before harry's first year at hogwarts), with a wrench thrown in: he's pretending to be the native verse's, non-displaced severus snape. because what the heck else is a spy going to do.

some fun fax:
  • native severus has been at hogwarts this whole time, which is why no one's seen him; he works closely with minister riddle and is fond of basically brainwashing students. he's too young to be headmaster but that's the end goal. It's All For You, Damien.
  • he's legally a pureblood and has always been. the only people who know different are timmy and a certain ginger menace.
  • still a dick.

i am looking for volunteers to do some plotting. specifically, people who have native verse characters interested in having history with severus, and who want to be mindwhammied so severus can sift thru their brains about what his double was up to and then remove memories of having done so. soundtrack optional. also folks from the canon universe to stare at him in varying degrees of abject horror depending on their canonpoint.

i look forward to playing with you all!
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[personal profile] scinlac 2017-09-07 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
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[personal profile] purports 2017-09-07 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
sry but there are literally nothing but boners in that manor
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[personal profile] purports 2017-09-07 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
😏😏😏😏😏😏
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[personal profile] scinlac 2017-09-07 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
......... THAT'S A DARK LORD SPECIAL PRIVILEDGE ADD ON YOU PRICK
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[personal profile] purports 2017-09-07 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
does it look like he gives a shit
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[personal profile] scinlac 2017-09-07 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
(I MIGHT DIE look i love them both so much it's just not ok, and untucked is on yt now so my life is gone)

ain't no party like a murder party :') what a good junior
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[personal profile] scinlac 2017-09-07 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
if her bc fails someone's d y i n g
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[personal profile] scinlac 2017-09-07 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡
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[personal profile] purports 2017-09-07 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
wouldn't that just be another tuesday bella
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[personal profile] purports 2017-09-07 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
aw that's endearing
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[personal profile] scinlac 2017-09-07 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
... point. look. it's the wizarding 80s. there's no other form of entertainment.
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[personal profile] scinlac 2017-09-07 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
dolph and bella are making out again
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[personal profile] purports 2017-09-07 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
ban us from your intro clara it is the only way
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[personal profile] scinlac 2017-09-07 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
don't encourage this
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[personal profile] fishpetals 2017-09-07 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
DID SOMEONE SAY SECRET SPY CLUB IN THE APOTHECARY
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[personal profile] medesthai 2017-09-07 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
all i know is i'm glad it wasnt me
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[personal profile] fishpetals 2017-09-07 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
i'm behaving for once
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[personal profile] medesthai 2017-09-07 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
spiessss 👀
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[personal profile] fishpetals 2017-09-07 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
👀 i'm into it
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[personal profile] fishpetals 2017-09-07 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
👀 give me this
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[personal profile] medesthai 2017-09-07 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
her apothecary is already home to half the order
it's easy peasy 👀

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