hey bart wanna see my new chainsaw and hockey mask??

[darkart]

hello new and old friends, my name is clara and i've brought you just what you've always wanted, a bitter bag of dicks shaped like a wizard. severus snape is the canon version of himself circa 1984 (that's a couple years after the end of the fww but a fair bit before harry's first year at hogwarts), with a wrench thrown in: he's pretending to be the native verse's, non-displaced severus snape. because what the heck else is a spy going to do.

some fun fax:

• native severus has been at hogwarts this whole time, which is why no one's seen him; he works closely with minister riddle and is fond of basically brainwashing students. he's too young to be headmaster but that's the end goal. It's All For You, Damien.
  
• he's legally a pureblood and has always been. the only people who know different are timmy and a certain ginger menace.
  
• still a dick.

i am looking for volunteers to do some plotting. specifically, people who have native verse characters interested in having history with severus, and who want to be mindwhammied so severus can sift thru their brains about what his double was up to and then remove memories of having done so. soundtrack optional. also folks from the canon universe to stare at him in varying degrees of abject horror depending on their canonpoint.

i look forward to playing with you all!

Comments

[fishpetals]

why hello

[darkart]

sup bae

[wolfymcwolf]

i doubt remus has seen him since they were both in school so he has no recent memories to offer ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[darkart]

he is also a gross werewolf and severus doesn't want his cooties anyway

[shorted]

😘😘😘

🍑🍆💦

😏😏😏

[darkart]

poor evan rosier he had such a promising future i wonder how he ended up turned into a newt and made into a really boring academic potion

[medesthai]

hello i would like

things!!!



as far as your plot goes, i don't know how helping andromeda would be, considering that she's a blood traitor and probably would not have been Approved^tm company for in-verse severus, but hey maybe this new severus would be more ok to hang out with ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[darkart]

helloooooo! i would also like things!!! i can definitely imagine riddle's weirdo protege was not exactly encouraged to hang out with the blood traitor, yeah. bUT perhaps because he's ~so good at brainwashing tinies~ it wouldn't be too suspicious if they were to chat nowadays. cough. totally just wearing her down, guys, legit.

and i mean he knows the andromeda in his timeline is a solid non-evil lady so he'd think it was worth scoping her out in this one for sure.

[scinlac]

!!! come on snap let's get sickening

Trust Issues here is prob friends w native sev? her idea of friendship which is 70% death eater based and 30% "thank fuck i'm not the one who has to deal with actual children"?

anyway she's only been to wizard mind hell jail for ~3 years in his world so sev's gonna remember her clearly enough not to try and mindburgle her, ig. would def go wrong.

[purports]

we're apparently disallowed from inviting sev to lestrange manor by a jealous redhead bella

[darkart]

OH YALL WANTED A TWIST

yeessss frands pls. and lmao i just said above severus isn't dumb enough to want to fux with bella, esp in a world where he just

assumes she's boning the minister for magic. why wouldn't she, he's even got a nose

[darkart]

what on earth happened to this post

[scinlac]

dolph and bella are making out again

[purports]

ban us from your intro clara it is the only way

[medesthai]

all i know is i'm glad it wasnt me

[fishpetals]

i'm behaving for once

[secondpotter]

Here are all my boys:

Albus Severus, while he's never met Snape, has a fairly positive view of him PLUS they share a name. there's that. Also, he's trying this thing where he doesn't completely trash his life but it's been 2 days, he's announced to the world he's in town and nearly was chucked into Azkaban... So, way to go on that one.

Peter has had little contact with old Snivellus since school, but seeing as he making pals with DEs they are bound to cross paths.

Lastly, there's Dumbles. He's 1920s era Dumbles, so he's from before Snapes time. Still, I'm sure there are some thoughts and feelings regarding the good old Headmaster.

[darkart]

gathers albus severus into my arms tbh thank wizard god for him and scorpius when the inevitable "you killed dumbledore" panic begins. EVEN IF HE'S BEING NUTS calm down, minibus.

and oohh mannn i absolutely need to drag you into my cave for plotting with dumbledore. severus is going to be like 'well at least albus is still here he should be able to he-- oh he's 40, suddenly.' 8D;;; but i feel like severus knows enough about him and would be able to share enough via memories they could work together?

[hermyownee]

I have nothing to offer for your plot since, canon here but I wanted to say hi and to expect much side-eying from this one since Snape kinda just killed Dumbledore, so...

[darkart]

LOOK, HERMIONE, THINGS HAPPEN.

why do I even sleep.

[malificence]

SEV. COME HANG WITH LUCY.

Apparently not at Lestrange Manor though. :|

you knew the risks

[darkart]

honestly what issue is lucius repressing if he invites the guy his seventeen year old self decided was an appropriate social conquest at age eleven to his sexy liaisons

CONCERNING

but y definitely hanging out. 'otherworld bff, why aren't you married, why aren't you laying the foundations of your future nervous breakdown, what's going on'

[cottaged]

I have no one to offer for mindwhammies, unfortunately I have Bill who will be Interested in what Severus chooses to do, Dean, who will be weirded out and kind of wary of him, and if her app gets accepted, Helga, who'll just be like "OH WONDERFUL, A TEACHER! LET'S BE FRIENDS"

[darkart]

bill should totally join the sneaky spy club at lily's apothecary. POOR DEAN, MEANWHILE.

aw, helga. :> yesss more hogwarts stuff.

[lechiennoir]

I know I'm slamming into this like two weeks late buuuut I was basically internetless for a week, so. Yeah. SEVERUS, WHAT'S UP. HERE'S SOME GUY THAT HATES YOU A LOT

[hardcut]

ignore this account THAT'S FINE, YOU MURDEROUS TRAITOR oh how the turn tables severus is from the days of yore when people still thought sirius did the thing and not peter i'm sure he'll accept correction on that note really gracefully

anyway hello i am glad u have internet again, let's be mean ic