hey bart wanna see my new chainsaw and hockey mask??

[darkart]

hello new and old friends, my name is clara and i've brought you just what you've always wanted, a bitter bag of dicks shaped like a wizard. severus snape is the canon version of himself circa 1984 (that's a couple years after the end of the fww but a fair bit before harry's first year at hogwarts), with a wrench thrown in: he's pretending to be the native verse's, non-displaced severus snape. because what the heck else is a spy going to do.

some fun fax:

• native severus has been at hogwarts this whole time, which is why no one's seen him; he works closely with minister riddle and is fond of basically brainwashing students. he's too young to be headmaster but that's the end goal. It's All For You, Damien.
  
• he's legally a pureblood and has always been. the only people who know different are timmy and a certain ginger menace.
  
• still a dick.

i am looking for volunteers to do some plotting. specifically, people who have native verse characters interested in having history with severus, and who want to be mindwhammied so severus can sift thru their brains about what his double was up to and then remove memories of having done so. soundtrack optional. also folks from the canon universe to stare at him in varying degrees of abject horror depending on their canonpoint.

i look forward to playing with you all!

Comments

[fishpetals]

why hello

[darkart]

sup bae

[fishpetals]

nm just heard u were back in town

[wolfymcwolf]

i doubt remus has seen him since they were both in school so he has no recent memories to offer ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[darkart]

he is also a gross werewolf and severus doesn't want his cooties anyway

[wolfymcwolf]

well he'll just go and get his cooties all over lily's apothecary then

c:

also, scorpius needs to meet him omg. the only canon universe person (besides maybe his bff) to not stare at him in abject horror

[shorted]

😘😘😘

🍑🍆💦

😏😏😏

[darkart]

kya

[darkart]

scorpiuuuuus yes pls

[darkart]

poor evan rosier he had such a promising future i wonder how he ended up turned into a newt and made into a really boring academic potion

[shorted]

one too many eggplant emojis at his fav loner 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

[medesthai]

hello i would like

things!!!



as far as your plot goes, i don't know how helping andromeda would be, considering that she's a blood traitor and probably would not have been Approved^tm company for in-verse severus, but hey maybe this new severus would be more ok to hang out with ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[darkart]

helloooooo! i would also like things!!! i can definitely imagine riddle's weirdo protege was not exactly encouraged to hang out with the blood traitor, yeah. bUT perhaps because he's ~so good at brainwashing tinies~ it wouldn't be too suspicious if they were to chat nowadays. cough. totally just wearing her down, guys, legit.

and i mean he knows the andromeda in his timeline is a solid non-evil lady so he'd think it was worth scoping her out in this one for sure.

[darkart]

[fishpetals]

unrelated to these nerds you could have regulus to pick some memories from 8)

[shorted]

nah he'd rather send you inappropriate fruit emojis

we've already discussed snape/evan, so ig we got like snape/dolph. it prob wouldn't be a good idea to try anything on dolph, but, considering how the guy doesn't take interest in 99.9% of the population, he wouldn't have to worry about him noticing smth off if and when they meet again. he just wouldn't. i don't think he interacted with in verse snape all that much?

he most likely only remembers his name because lucy took interest in him and then timmy. but he's such a tiny at the same time??? why would he care about a tiny?????? that being said, they should meet proper. maybe canon snape will do a better job at nabbing his attention than in verse snape. it's like 1000% not a good thing, but, hey, maybe he'll earn himself an invite to lestrange manor. 😏

[darkart]

omg perfecto!!! cmere reggie

[fishpetals]

Do Not Go To The Playboy Mansion Lestrange Manor

[fishpetals]

poor innocent not dead regulus SHOVES HIM INTO A MINDWHAMMY

[purports]

you're just jealous you don't get an invite

[fishpetals]

gross no thanks

[scinlac]

!!! come on snap let's get sickening

Trust Issues here is prob friends w native sev? her idea of friendship which is 70% death eater based and 30% "thank fuck i'm not the one who has to deal with actual children"?

anyway she's only been to wizard mind hell jail for ~3 years in his world so sev's gonna remember her clearly enough not to try and mindburgle her, ig. would def go wrong.

[purports]

j e a l o u s

[fishpetals]

hard pass

[purports]

whatever you say evans