if only there was a song about this guy

[alwaysreturns]

hi!! I'm Ari and this is Ron and I have no idea what I'm doing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

on the upside, ron usually doesn't either



Anyway I'm on plurk at with_discipline, please feel free to hit me up/add me/yell into the plurky void, idk whatever suits you. He's got an inbox over here and you can peep his sloppily thrown together app over here, but more importantly you can watch tiny Ron stuff chicken into his mouth over and over again.

He's coming in from Deathly Hallows, where all his flaws won out and he abandoned his best friends :cccc He wants to go back but he can't he's stuck in 1980!!!!!

He'll probably be bopping around London and the Burrow I guess and then maybe eventually Hogwarts???? How does this work, is he a truant if he doesn't go even though he's supposed to be six, this is tough shit.


ps remember when his hair looked like this

Comments

[scinlac]

i'm fine w/ keeping the tdm thread mostly as is for game canon? she prob threatened slightly fewer children, but other than that, it's. p ic for what she'd be like so. /shrug

but we can retcon/ignore it if you'd rather not go there immediately :')

[alwaysreturns]

HAHA I was just headed to your intro to ask if you wanted to canonize it. LET'S KEEP IT I like having some solid terror at Ron's back c: He will want to pop in at the Burrow every ten minutes just to make sure everyone is Still Alive

[wolfymcwolf]

well hey future student

and past..... best friend's uncle??

[alwaysreturns]

it is a very confusing world out there isn't it

just don't be insulted if Ron lays down when they meet, it's not you, it's him.

Actually it's everything, but y'know

[scinlac]

honestly the best part is that she doesn't even know where the burrow is, she was basically just running her mouth.

and i love that the terror is mutual, because he seems to know these t h i n g s about her and she's put a great deal of work into keeping all that very concealed? and now there's someone wandering around who at least claims to know something.

[alwaysreturns]

oh my god I almost never want him to find out, perpetually afraid of n o t h i n g.

HE KNOWS SO MANY THINGS LESTRANGE except your last name, I can't wait for him to flub that all the time.

[scinlac]

honestly i want them to run into each other in the ministry and her just being standard cold-but-friendly because she has no clue who he is.

p l s let him fuck that up tho she'd be so offended. in general him messing w her a little would be so up my alley.

[alwaysreturns]

While he just sweats profusely HAH. I love it lets make this happen asap 8D He'll sweat and mess with her and sweat some more. He's a little brother and a big brother he knows how to be an ass 8DD

[wolfymcwolf]

understandable

scorp will try not to give any spoilers

[alwaysreturns]

scorpius is a scholar and a gentleman but WHAT IF and I don't remember how much he's supposed to look like his dad but WHAT IF RON MISTAKES HIM FOR DRACO WHEN THEY FIRST RUN INTO EACH OTHER

because why not throw the wrench in immediately right c':

[wolfymcwolf]

IT IS CANONLY STATED HE LOOKS AS MUCH LIKE DRACO AS ALBUS DOES HARRY

WHICH IS TO SAY, VERY MUCH SO

so please do this thing

[alwaysreturns]

PERFECT THAT IS JUST WHAT I WAS HOPING

ron sees white-blond hair, immediately gets in a punching mood

[scinlac]

she's 700 years of pureblood lineage, being an ass and passive-aggressively messing with people is a thing she's born with. it'll be such an amazing disaster?

[wolfymcwolf]

WOW DON'T PUNCH HIM???? RUDE?????

[alwaysreturns]

babyclap.gif, cannot wait for this shit storm

[alwaysreturns]

MAYBE DON'T LOOK SO MUCH LIKE YOUR DAD, GOSH

[wolfymcwolf]

THAT'S LIKE TELLING YOU TO STOP BEING A GINGER

GEEZE

[alwaysreturns]

OKAY YOU MAY HAVE A POINT

[westhamwizard]

Ron this past is weird

Also Bill will come by the Burrow like all the time.

[malificence]

Lucius is lacking the Legolas hair ridiculousness (honestly 1980 Lucy will be like, really? and why?) but already has the terrifying habit of sweeping in and looking down at you like "hmm, how to hex this insect" so there's th....at.

[medesthai]

hey if the gang needs another place to hang out in and be weird all around?? why not do it in andromeda's house???

she'd be weirded out as fuck but she supposes that she can trust james potter's and molly weasley's sons and the sensible muggleborn they're with (if... that person apps jdkajsd) and tell her about her daughter pls it'd be weird but it'd be cool........

[secondpotter]

Hey there, Uncle Ron! Let's meet and not remember that time I totally polyjuiced myself to look like you and made out with Aunt Hermione! Yeah, let's not bring that up...

[alwaysreturns]

This past is so weird

GOOD, good, yes, Ron will get him on the paranoid defensive too, Bill he fucked up so bad ;;

[alwaysreturns]

that hair tho. Oh man yes I want this. I want this so very badly. I want Ron in the ministry trying to Get Intel and really just Messing Things Up Badly. Or just in Diagon Alley or Generic Wizarding Location #3 or or or

yes I want that is what I'm saying here

[alwaysreturns]

+1 on the weird but if it means a safe home base sign Ron tf up!! He will tell her all about how Tonks just changes her face and hair on a whim nbd, it was v funny a few years back, oh she married a werewolf he's p sure about that...

[alwaysreturns]

[secondpotter]

... good ideas are not Albus' strength. He's obliviated that memory from his mind so all is well.

[alwaysreturns]

oh.................good.......................

it would be weird to be jealous about that, right, like really weird, he is not sure what his emotions are doing here

[secondpotter]

no problems there! Feel secure that Albus is far happier when Ron and Hermione are together. Besides, Rose is one of his best friends!

[alwaysreturns]

I will have to use that emoji icly when he finds out they have kids together, it will be so delightfully beautiful.

"What do you mean we named our kid Hugo???"

[secondpotter]

"Pretty sure Aunt Hermione had some sway over Hugo's name... She has sway over a lot of things."

[alwaysreturns]

He would not even be surprised lmao just think about it for a second and then be like yeah makes sense.

[malificence]

I legitimately feel like Lucy will actually start showing up to work regularly when he realizes there's an entire generation of displaced that is a little bit scared of him. This is so much fun. He never gets to be the scary Death Eater, because have you met Rodolphus Lestrange and Bellatrix Black?

[alwaysreturns]

oh man that would be brilliant. Future kids just start swearing while he's around and don't realize it's like Christmas come early for him.

one day Ron will meet Rodolphus and regret everything.

[malificence]

100% makes up for Malfoy Manor becoming a halfway house for Displaced Bleach Blonds.

It will be a beautiful, beautiful moment in RP.

[shorted]

come work for evan, don sleazy. he got you 👌👌👌

also REGISTER or else dolph will make you cry

[alwaysreturns]

don wilius sleazy, reporting fro floor sweeping duty!!

look lets all just resign ourselves to some weasley tears at this point

[shorted]

i cannot wait for all of this :'|