if only there was a song about this guy

[alwaysreturns]

hi!! I'm Ari and this is Ron and I have no idea what I'm doing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

on the upside, ron usually doesn't either



Anyway I'm on plurk at with_discipline, please feel free to hit me up/add me/yell into the plurky void, idk whatever suits you. He's got an inbox over here and you can peep his sloppily thrown together app over here, but more importantly you can watch tiny Ron stuff chicken into his mouth over and over again.

He's coming in from Deathly Hallows, where all his flaws won out and he abandoned his best friends :cccc He wants to go back but he can't he's stuck in 1980!!!!!

He'll probably be bopping around London and the Burrow I guess and then maybe eventually Hogwarts???? How does this work, is he a truant if he doesn't go even though he's supposed to be six, this is tough shit.


ps remember when his hair looked like this

Comments

[secondpotter]

Hey there, Uncle Ron! Let's meet and not remember that time I totally polyjuiced myself to look like you and made out with Aunt Hermione! Yeah, let's not bring that up...

[alwaysreturns]

[secondpotter]

... good ideas are not Albus' strength. He's obliviated that memory from his mind so all is well.

[alwaysreturns]

oh.................good.......................

it would be weird to be jealous about that, right, like really weird, he is not sure what his emotions are doing here

[secondpotter]

no problems there! Feel secure that Albus is far happier when Ron and Hermione are together. Besides, Rose is one of his best friends!

[alwaysreturns]

I will have to use that emoji icly when he finds out they have kids together, it will be so delightfully beautiful.

"What do you mean we named our kid Hugo???"

[secondpotter]

"Pretty sure Aunt Hermione had some sway over Hugo's name... She has sway over a lot of things."

[alwaysreturns]

He would not even be surprised lmao just think about it for a second and then be like yeah makes sense.