if only there was a song about this guy

[alwaysreturns]

hi!! I'm Ari and this is Ron and I have no idea what I'm doing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

on the upside, ron usually doesn't either



Anyway I'm on plurk at with_discipline, please feel free to hit me up/add me/yell into the plurky void, idk whatever suits you. He's got an inbox over here and you can peep his sloppily thrown together app over here, but more importantly you can watch tiny Ron stuff chicken into his mouth over and over again.

He's coming in from Deathly Hallows, where all his flaws won out and he abandoned his best friends :cccc He wants to go back but he can't he's stuck in 1980!!!!!

He'll probably be bopping around London and the Burrow I guess and then maybe eventually Hogwarts???? How does this work, is he a truant if he doesn't go even though he's supposed to be six, this is tough shit.


ps remember when his hair looked like this

Comments

[scinlac]

i'm fine w/ keeping the tdm thread mostly as is for game canon? she prob threatened slightly fewer children, but other than that, it's. p ic for what she'd be like so. /shrug

but we can retcon/ignore it if you'd rather not go there immediately :')

[wolfymcwolf]

well hey future student

and past..... best friend's uncle??

[westhamwizard]

Ron this past is weird

Also Bill will come by the Burrow like all the time.

[malificence]

Lucius is lacking the Legolas hair ridiculousness (honestly 1980 Lucy will be like, really? and why?) but already has the terrifying habit of sweeping in and looking down at you like "hmm, how to hex this insect" so there's th....at.

[medesthai]

hey if the gang needs another place to hang out in and be weird all around?? why not do it in andromeda's house???

she'd be weirded out as fuck but she supposes that she can trust james potter's and molly weasley's sons and the sensible muggleborn they're with (if... that person apps jdkajsd) and tell her about her daughter pls it'd be weird but it'd be cool........

[secondpotter]

Hey there, Uncle Ron! Let's meet and not remember that time I totally polyjuiced myself to look like you and made out with Aunt Hermione! Yeah, let's not bring that up...

[shorted]

come work for evan, don sleazy. he got you 👌👌👌

also REGISTER or else dolph will make you cry